Ooo and we are back! Just like turtlenecks, Livestrong bracelets and and fascism in Europe.
Freebasing some four card black tar heroin, on a shady blue funk Asian site.
(Lets you straddle everywhere, me straddle long time!)
Results are inn:
If any one are in the market for some fake Livestrong bracelets pm me!
Every Livestrong bracelets it in theory fake...
Nov. 13, 2018 | 9:46 p.m.
In a nl holden home game they where playing with a virtual player. The virtuell player was sitting with 50bb and has to call any all inns preflop. We all where 500bb deep.
1 player shipped all in in the cutoff for 500 bb and a conversations startes for what is the right range to shouve all inn with comsidering there are players left to act.
Gut in the cutoff had a10 off. (He lost the hand)
Some one claimed that 99 was a correct shouve from utg, which seems a bit insane.
March 2, 2018 | 11:59 p.m.
PokerStars Zoom Hand #182848673570: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.05/$0.10) - 2018/02/21 15:49:25 ET
Table 'Eulalia' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: kyrkyr ($16.43 in chips)
Seat 2: Mrdenmark007 ($57.52 in chips)
Seat 3: ConnyDax1982 ($8.17 in chips)
Seat 4: maikjeims ($14.87 in chips)
Seat 5: galoocinza ($22.49 in chips)
Seat 6: Kozat ($12.22 in chips)
Mrdenmark007: posts small blind $0.05
ConnyDax1982: posts big blind $0.10
* HOLE CARDS
Dealt to Kozat [9d 9h Qs Qc]
maikjeims: calls $0.10
galoocinza: raises $0.35 to $0.45
Kozat: raises $1.15 to $1.60
Mrdenmark007: calls $1.55
galoocinza: calls $1.15
FLOP [2d 9s 7c]
Kozat: bets $2.40
Mrdenmark007: calls $2.40
TURN [2d 9s 7c] [7d]
Kozat: bets $4.69
Mrdenmark007: calls $4.69
RIVER [2d 9s 7c 7d] [7h]
Mrdenmark007: bets $18.36
Kozat: calls $3.53 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($14.83) returned to Mrdenmark007
Mrdenmark007: shows [4s Kc 9c 7s] (four of a kind, Sevens)
Kozat: shows [9d 9h Qs Qc] (a full house, Nines full of Sevens)
Mrdenmark007 collected $25.12 from pot
Total pot $26.24 | Rake $1.12
Board [2d 9s 7c 7d 7h]
Seat 1: kyrkyr (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Mrdenmark007 (small blind) showed [4s Kc 9c 7s] and won ($25.12) with four of a kind, Sevens
Seat 3: ConnyDax1982 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: maikjeims folded before Flop
Seat 5: galoocinza folded on the Flop
Seat 6: Kozat showed [9d 9h Qs Qc] and lost with a full house, Nines full of Sevens
Final straw quitting plo before it breaks my mind.
Feb. 21, 2018 | 8:54 p.m.
At 2:55 the 8d8hJhTc hand. You say that the hand is to strong to turn into a turn bluff. However on a fair amount of rivers you are in a guess and see spot. With blockers both to the nuts, and the flush draw wouldent it be a better turn raise then a call?
Jan. 30, 2018 | 12:37 p.m.
Haven't been playing online poker since I've been on a "Jesus died for my right to go skiing and drink lots of cheap finlandian beer vacation"
Standup bits that I'm working on (First draft and it not made absurde enough):
I really like knowing what's average, take sex as an example.
The average person thinks about sex 19 times per day, has sex once per week, and it last around five minutes. If other things in your life was like that you would be fucked. You went around thinking about food 19 times per day, got to eat once per week and only for 5 minutes.
That is all i got, but i do think that there is more to build on. Like paying for food, bibs, are you watching the food channel again, you know that is not how real food is?
April 20, 2017 | 9:20 a.m.
After the show I've kinda felt a bit down, see it effect my game. Dropped 10 buy ins, just playing bad not folding when i should, getting it in way to light, getting sett over sett ect.
Bankroll is now at 1115. Still playing 0.10 plo.
April 10, 2017 | 11:31 p.m.
I think that calling for a safe river on the turn is a mistake when your not heads up.
April 10, 2017 | 10:01 a.m.
I dont like the play, that being said, I would prolly do the same. I never like having the ass end of a draw.
April 10, 2017 | 9:51 a.m.
No limit hold'em without blinds just antes.
I might have slept waaay to little. But how would no limit hold'em theory work for a game without blinds, just antees.
Button would still exist so you have a sense of order and position.
April 10, 2017 | 5:14 a.m.
Update with graph and stuff
Stand-up went great. Turns out that people like snapchat, airport, incest, Facebook and technology jokes. They invited back for another 10 minutes payed, spot and a summer gig.
So now i have to get a photo for event posters. What comedy pose should i do?
Have also stopped playing zoom for the moment to focus on regular tables and with good results.
And now for a graph... (Let me know if you want the mony won on none showdown line)
April 8, 2017 | 4:28 a.m.
Hi, haven't been playing that much cause of a prep for a Stand-Up show.
Regarding all "Where can i get a live sized OddOddsen doll?" questions.
I cant really provide you with that information at the current moment.
There has recently been a order dolls over the internet scandal in Norway. A group of midgets, have started ordering sex dolls in midget size. (They don't all have the snow white fantasy.)
BTW, who is the most famous midget poker player?
And now over to a graph.
April 5, 2017 | 5:46 p.m.
Things that keep me up at night:
Can someone explain to me why democrats have a donkey and republicans have an elephant. Did they let autistic school children chose?
Joseph is the most neglected stepdad of all time.
Heaven kinda seems like a pyramid scheme, why would you let people you don't like know about a place you love? That makes no sense!
April 1, 2017 | 12:42 a.m.
After a few hours of sleep, I have realized that even though my EV positive, it is not like I played fantastic.
Tilt prevention, the kind of prevention supported by the pope.
1: Cut down on table.
2: Try to decrease the variance.
3: Taking more breaks, I don’t know how I will do this, will probably start drinking water like a madman.
March 31, 2017 | 6:36 a.m.
The bad run continues like its the 10 fast an the furious movie.... Cant even fix the red line.... Well time to do what i allways do, cry in the shower. Bankroll is now at 943 dollars and considering cheating on PLO with the flat chested midget no limit holdem.